Learn How to Drive

Learn How To Drive is the eighth track from the studio album Who's Ready To Party?.

Lyrics
Instructor :

Ok Let's see, Fred F- Figglehorn?

Fred :

That's me!

Instructor :

Are you ready for your driving test?

Fred :

Oh yes sir!

Instructor :

Ok, pull the car out slowly.

Fred :

Here we go!

Instructor : I said slowly!

Fred :

Uh - Oh sorry.

So here I am behind the wheel

with the instructor from the DMV

I just went the wrong way down a one way street

and now everybody's yelling at me!

The instructor screams :

Fred back it up!

So I threw the car into reverse

I got back on track

I said : just relax

there's no reason for you to curse!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

Uhhh S-Sorry!

Driver :

Get off the road you stupid!-

Fred :

Ahhhh!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

My bad!

Driver :

You just smashed into my brand new truck!

Fred :

Whoopsie daisies

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

I'm sorry, ok

Driver :

You idiot! Get off the road

Fred :

Don't be rude!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

Oh..Sorry!

Driver :

Your totally out of control!

Fred :

Now i'm in my groove

and i'm looking cool

I only ran six stop signs (No big deal)

I guess i'm such a good driver

get my own parade

here comes the sirens and the red lights! (oh yeah!)

So I hit the gas

To see how fast

I can dodge obstacles in the road

And to ace the test

Keep the instructor impressed

I did it with my eyes closed!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

Uhhh Oopsie Daisies!

Driver :

Get off the road you stupid!-

Fred :

I'm Sorry!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Driver :

You just smashed into my brand new truck!

Fred :

I got this guys, Ok?

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

I can do this

Driver :

You idiot! Get off the road

Fred :

My bad!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

Ahhh!

Driver :

Your totally out of control!

Fred :

I'm sorry

Driver:

Learn how to drive!

Cop :

Pull the car over, Now!

Fred :

Wow! He's probably going to congratulate me on how awesome i'm doing on my first driving lesson!

Hello officer!

Cop :

In all my years as a police officer, I've never seen anyone drive like you.

Fred :

Oh my gammit! I'm so flattered, thank you! Ok well I've gotta go, see ya!

Cop :

Hey, Hey! Get back here!

Fred :

Bye officer!

I'm the best driver in the world!

We pulled up to the DMV

Instructor's crying like a little girl

Must because he's proud I did so well

Got excited that he started to hurl!

Got out of the car

Forgot to put it in park

It just rolled over the instructor's feet

Caught up and jumped inside

I made it just in time

almost flattened granny Claus in the street!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

Uhhh I'm Sorry

Driver :

Get off the road you stupid!-

Fred :

Relax!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

My bad!

Driver :

You just smashed into my brand new truck!

Fred :

Oops!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Driver :

You idiot! Get off the road

Fred :

I'm Sorry!

Driver :

Learn how to drive!

Driver :

Your totally out of control!

Fred :

Where'd that car come from?

Driver:

Learn how to drive!

Fred :

So did I get my licence?