The Loser Song

The Loser Song is a song featured in Fred 3 : Camp Fred. It is played at the end of the summer camp games during the song writing competition.

Lyrics
[ Fred] Well, our lake is green, our bunks unclean Safety here is unattainable Our horses bring force, gruel is served in every course And our smells are unexplainable

We're unsafe, unsound, uncool, unkempt Un-everything that you are You truly live up to the name of the camp You're the superior camp by far...

(spoken) ''But seriously, you guys are jerks! It's time for the losers to have the spotlight for once! Hit it, Lawrence!''

[Fred, Magoo, Dig, Lawrence] This is for the losers singing all night long We're the losers There's nothing wrong with being losers This is where belong, we're losers, look at us

This is for the losers singing all night long We're the losers There's nothing wrong with being losers This is where belong, we're losers, look at us This is for the losers

Murray: (spoken) Yeah, we'll get last!

[Fred, Magoo, Dig, Lawrence] All night long, we're losers

Floyd: (spoken) And you'll get first!

[Fred, Magoo, Dig, Lawrence] Nothing wrong, with losers

Hugh: (spoken) And we'll be best...

[Fred, Magoo, Dig, Lawrence] We belong, we're losers

Scary Gary: (spoken) At being worst.

(Interlude)

Fred: (spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sincere pleasure to introduce you to the vocal stylings of our own MC Spoon.

[ Spoon] I don't need a victory to tell me which camp is best, you see And you might think it contradictory, it don't take a degree to see How much this place is right for me and you can disagree But I will guarantee from ocean to the sea

From the bottom of Dig's hole to the top of the tallest redwood tree Hear my plea, my thoughts, my decree Write it up in big block letters, hang it up on the marquee There's no place I'd rather be than here at Camp Iwannapeepee

[Fred, Magoo, Dig, Lawrence, Spoon] This is for the losers singing all night long We're the losers There's nothing wrong with being losers This is where belong, we're losers, look at us

This is for the losers singing all night long We're the losers There's nothing wrong with being losers This is where belong, we're losers, look at us

This is for the losers All night long, we're losers Nothing wrong, with losers We belong, we're losers

[ Chatter] Oh yeah Camp Iwannapeepee is the greatest summer camp in the world!