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Fred on May Day is the ninth episode of the first season of the Fred YouTube series.

Jolly Epsiode 9 May World AC-9 28 April 2022

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Fred on May Day

Synopsis[]

Fred tries to be nice by giving people in his neighborhood MAY DAY BASKETS!

Plot[]

Fred is excited about May Day, saying that he has made May baskets for everyone in his neighborhood. He also digresses, saying that his mother bought him a Fred shirt. Since his mother cannot afford a lot of shirts, he says that he will wear the Fred shirt for the rest of his life.

Returning to his original train of thought, Fred says that he particularly give Judy a gift. Jumping to a new cut, Fred wonders why YouTube says that his channel is two years old. He would have only been four at this time, so he is confused.

Fred then goes to deliver his first May basket, which is thrown back at him. Fred runs away in an upset confusion. He realizes that he ended up in his neighbor's yard and is angry when he sees that they own a dog kennel. He finds it inhumane to lock dogs in a kennel. He then turns his attention to a stray cat, and begins petting it, though it has lice and has been known to bite.

He claims to be foaming at the mouth after, but immediately forgets this and shows off what he has gotten for Judy: a pair of his mom's old panties. He obliviously gives them to Judy, who reacts in disgust and puts the panties on Fred's head. Fred runs away crying, humiliated by Judy. Despite this, Fred still finds her attractive. Fred returns home, whining that no one understand him. Fred then sings a song about his day, says goodbye, and ends the video with him attempting to hit a high note.

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Transcript[]

Fred: Hey, it's Fred, and today's May Day! (He excitedly moves around.) Yay, May Day! So yeah, I'm gonna deliver everyone in my whole entire neighborhood May baskets-- full of love and happiness.

(It cuts to Fred, in a more calmer tone.)

Fred: I don't know if you already realized this, but (He shows everyone the blue "Fred" shirt.) my mom got me a "Fred" shirt.

(Fred having put the shirt down.)

Fred: She said that we can't afford to get a lot of shirts, so I'm just gonna wear this shirt for the rest of my life. No offense to you guys who have a ton of shirts, but [laughs] it's more cool just to have one shirt. I hope I didn't offend anybody.

(He laughs a bit more before remembering something.)

Fred: Oh! And I almost forgot to say, I'm gonna give Judy a basket too.

(It cuts to Fred in a different room.)

Fred: Um, I don't know why exactly, but for some reason my Fred channel on YouTube says that I joined two years ago. If I would've joined two years ago, I'd only be four years old! Do you really think I know how to work a computer if I was four?! Seriously, I thought you were smarter than that! So yeah, it wasn't actually my channel. I just, like, was annoying YouTube and kept on banging on their, you know, door. And finally, they said, "Okay, we'll give you the channel." Time to go outside!

(It cuts to Fred outside behind a neighbor's house, holding up a little May basket with flowers on it.)

Fred: Here I go! (He sets down the basket near Kevin's front door, runs away, and screams with excitement.) Let's run! [to the neighbor] Happy May Day!

(The May basket is suddenly thrown onto Fred's head. It repeats in slow motion. It then resumes to normal motion, with Fred subsequently screaming as the camera zooms into his mouth. It is them cut to Fred, upset, running away while holding the camera.)

Fred: He threw the basket at my face!

(He appears to cry, making weird sad faces as he does.)

Fred: [agitated] I've spent so much time working on that basket! Trying to make people happy-- he threw the darn basket at me!

(It cuts to Fred looking suddenly sad.)

Fred: Oh my God, look at this. (He moves the camera to the dog kennel and then back to him.) I just realized that right behind me in my neighbor's yard, there's a dog kennel. [angrily] You know how inhumane that is? Locking your dogs in frickin' gates? How would you feel if I locked you in between gates and watched you from above laughing evilly?

(He laughs evilly as an example while the camera zooms to his nose. It then cuts back to Fred speaking normally.)

Fred: Dogs don't like it, either.

(It cuts to a cat.)

Fred: [offscreen] Oh my God, look at this kitty. She doesn't wanna be discovered by me.

(The cat begins to move.)

Fred: [offscreen] Look at her run. (His hand is shown petting the cat.) Oh! It's a stray kitty with lice! Also, it bit one of the other kids in my neighborhood and gave him rabies.

(It cuts to Fred talking to the camera.)

Fred: Oh my God, she just bit me! She just bit me and I'm foaming from the mouth!

(It then cuts to Fred looking excited and presumably in front of Judy's house.)

Fred: Okay, well, the moment you've all been waiting for, this is what I'm getting Judy for May Day. (He holds up a gaudy pair of yellow panties with black polka dots and pink lace.) This cool underwear things. It's a new style for panties. They were my mom's when she was little, so I'm pretty sure Judy will be really happy getting to wear my mom's used underwear.

(Fred is shown in front of Judy's front door.)

Fred: Here I go. (He knocks on Judy's door and the door opens.) Judy, Happy May Day, here's your new panties!

(He throws the panties to Judy.)

Judy: [offscreen] Ew, get away!

Fred: [upset] How could you say that, Judy?

(It cuts to Fred running away, freaking out with the panties on his head.)

Fred: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed! Oh my God, this is so embarrassing! This is so embarrassing!

(It then cuts to Fred talking in front of the camera.)

Fred: I didn't get it on video tape, but Judy put the panties on my head! (He takes the panties off his head.) She's so mean! [calmer] Yet so attractive. [upset again] Whatever! I guess I'll give 'em back to my mom, I'm going inside my house and never coming back out! (It cuts to him running back to his house.) Nobody understands me!

(Fred is then shown in his room, singing.)

Fred: ♪ My May Day didn't turn out how I want it to, everything went wrong / I hope next year is better! I can't believe Judy threw panties on me! ♪

(He attempts to sing and hold an extremely high ending note before cutting to him talking sadly, swinging the panties aimlessly.)

Fred: Okay, well, that's all I have for you, guys. So I hope all your guys' May Day was better than mine, okay? No need to rub it in how good your May Day was compared to mine, heh, no offense! (He smiles.) Okay, well, see y'all!

(He holds up a peace sign.)

(Title card: "Fred"; Fred does a high note in a voiceover.)

(Title card: "youtube.com/Fred")


Trivia[]

  • The person who threw the May basket at Fred is revealed to have been Kevin in Fred Loses His Meds.
  • First time Judy speaks.
  • Fred's voice sounds different in this episode.
  • First time Fred wears his Fred shirt.
  • This is Kevin's first appearance in the Fred YouTube series.
  • Even though Fred said he was going to wear his Fred shirt for the rest of his life, he wears a striped shirt with suspenders in the movie trilogy, Fred: The Show, and the New Fred arc.
  • This is the first episode from the main channel that is not a reupload from JKL Productions.
List of Fred (YouTube series) Episodes
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